Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Interview with Dr. So who Cares.....Q&A

OK Everyone this was too funny not to post, of course it is opposite of what my blog is about lol but Dr. So Who Cares interview cracked me up and I hope it brings a smile to your face as well. 

Just a little humor for this Tuesday morning!

Q: Doctor,  I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap. 

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? 
A:  No, not at all.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!

Q: How  can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What  are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No pain...good!
Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you? 
A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.  In fact, they permeated by it.  How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!? 

QWill  sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. 

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?  A:  Are you crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?  A:  If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?  A:  Hey!  'Round' is shape! 
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And  remember: 
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.  

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.. 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you


  1. hehe I agree with most of those answers especially napping, oh and wine, oh and not exercising

    Great and it's true that your heart has a certain amount of beats so why use them up by over use mainly by stressing...


  2. Hey, I like this Doc! I believe there is a little truth to his words, heh? Gotta love it! Great post:)

  3. I liked the swimming answer lmao Thanks for the comment A

  4. Loved it I did most of the above today, ate, drank, slept . LOL great post

  5. I couldn't stop laughing. Great interview.

  6. OK I have had three attacks and really find this extremely funny. I laughed out loud about sliding in lolol. There is a good point under all this why do we suffer so many more then other countries??


  7. Consensus sounds like it may still be in favor of exercise to help with the pain management